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Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 7 months ago in Humor

MEXICO CITY - Following reports of swine flu linked to Mexico, in depth analysis has determined that Mexican brothels are less harmful to visitors than pig farms. Experts from the United States Center for Disease Control and the World Health Organization conducted weeks of research before announcing their findings. Mexican government officials praised the report. Official tourism spokesman Mario Sandoval stated, “ We thank all of the visitors from foreign lands who are visiting us at this time. Should you have any concerns about health issues in the country of Mexico, rest assured that you can always remain healthy by taking sanctuary in the nearest brothel.

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    Radiofreeeuropa7 months ago

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    Well it was a business doing pleasure with you....

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      gamahuche7 months ago

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      Of course its been known for a very long time that eating Tamales de Iguana is much safer than eating Mexican pork - and now one can also assume more beneficial in putting some iron in the old rod prior to taking sanctuary in the bordello..
      Too long since I was last in Mexico..

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        Radiofreeeuropa7 months ago

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        LOL! I battled the pork on one of my visits...
        I like the seafood much better.

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        frctm57 months ago

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        Gee! and I so had my heart on a visit to the pig farm. Now I guess I'll just have to visit the brothel.

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          CaptainLucid7 months ago

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          Who cares about a pig farm. How is the donkey for the show doing?

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            Radiofreeeuropa7 months ago

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            Can you visit the pig farm safely if your wearing a condom?

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