Bush library downsized to informational kiosk »
Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 6 months, 1 week ago in Humor
BARTIN CREEK MALL, AUSTIN, TX - Blaming the struggling economy and a general lack of interest, planners of the George W. Bush Presidential Library have decided to discontinue plans for a library in favor of an informational mall kiosk which will feature chronicles of the Bush Presidency in pamphlet form. Also refrigerator magnets and complimentary mints will be available.
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dunkirk6 months ago
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NEWS ALERT: Fire at Bush Library Book Repository destroys books slated for diasplay in the Bush Library. In a fire today in the Bush bathroom fireman said that both books were totally destroyed. Chief barnum was heard to say: "Its tough to lose both of those books, from what I understand Pres Bush was almost finished with the coloring book".
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Radiofreeeuropa6 months, 1 week ago
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GWB arrives at his presidential library Kiosk. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice."
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"But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library."
"Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, then he whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries." -
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Radiofreeeuropa6 months, 1 week ago
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Austin does seem perhaps to be one of the most unlikely hosts in the country.
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Maybe an abandoned strip mall in Alabama would host it. I know here in New Jersey it would NEVER exist, even if they bribed every politico and built it, it would be ashes in less than a single day.
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Progressive6 months, 1 week ago
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FTA:
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"In addition to general informational pamphlets the kiosk will also feature items from the White House including hand soaps from the Lincoln Bedroom, the official presidential stapler Bush used while in office, and an autographed photo of the President standing with Chuck Norris, which is on loan from the Chuck Norris museum."
I've been in the Lincoln Bedroom and there's no soap there, so this must be another Bush lie to get y'all to bend over--was the $100 million he already raised for this library used to manufacture this lye..er...lie? -
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cowboygrandpa6 months, 1 week ago
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"The final plans for the layout are being developed by the Thompson Corporation, a company that previously engineered the Dan Quayle Vice Presidential Museum and Hawaiian Shaved Ice Stand in Huntington Indiana."
Yeah and everyone knows how well he was admired. LOL
Bush should have a grave marker for his library, showing how many innocents were killed on his watch !!!!! -
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donald516 months, 1 week ago
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yah simon, after texas secedes!
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Until all the Bush classified BS is declassifed, there is nothing to go in the library anyway!
Nothing from Cheney though since he wasn't part of the presidency and all those lost Rove e-mails....
Isn't it amazing to want a library for a presidnet who couldn't even talk to congress or a special prosecutor unless behind doors with Cheney holding his hand! -
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CaptainLucid6 months, 1 week ago
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"I see you all are having your fun here, but this Presidency may be one of the most studied in history. "
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I turn on Discovery Channel and I see lots of studies about Bundy, Manson, and not many about normal guys like me. I am very sure W will be well studied. That is not a compliment to him. -
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THOMNH626 months, 1 week ago
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you Bush bashing crack me up, at least you don't have to wear a haz-mat suit like you do at the Clinton library and message parlor. I can only imagine what Obary's will be like, this was our one term experiment in communism, and here are all the people working to pay off the debt oh and look this is a manufacturing plant remember when America made stuff, how nice.
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dunkirk6 months ago
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When speaking with the kiosk developer he was heard to say "its rough developing the kiosk to give samples of the coloring book that President Bush had while in the oval office. The pictures of the actual pages have the kids shaking their heads as even four year olds can stay within the lines"
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