Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes »
Posted By ind06 6 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorFor instance, if a person had been dragged twenty blocks under a car would it qualify as euthanasia to put them out of their misery by running them over ten or twelve times until they stopped screaming so much?
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ind066 months, 3 weeks ago
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uncle-dave6 months, 3 weeks ago
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cowboygrandpa6 months, 3 weeks ago
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Well ya have to put a weapon in their hand, and say they were in a state of high anxiety. Witnesses are good if they don't cost to much. Errrrr, I mean if it doesn't cost them to much to appear in court for ya !!
Make sure the family members life insurance is paid up as well,. If they are not well liked no one will want to cough up the dough to bury 'em. LOL
I'm just putting ideas out there, because I love all my family members. :~)) :~))
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deathray6 months, 3 weeks ago
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"before taking any callers, i'd like to take a moment to say that this in no way is an admission of guilt in the case of the murder, er, killing, er, accidental death of my girlfriend, the late and lamented quicksilver0602.
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and now our first caller, mr ambrose lance chaser, esq. from washington dc..."
excerpt from the "deathray's hour of funk", may 29, 2009
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ameliog6 months, 3 weeks ago
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He's an entertainer and is not responsible for what comes out of his mouth. I'm sure his questions were completely innocent and will take his denials at face value, at his arraignment.
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Icantwait6 months, 3 weeks ago
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My Fellow Patriotic Americans: If someone accidentally blows up Gitmo, is that Murder. Well, I thought it was the best of ideas to just blow the whole thing up anyway, detainees and all. As I think about it that would just make the Liberals run around and cry some more about, the supposed fact that they are human being etc. My next great idea was to just give them bomb making material and let them know that the terrorist that makes an explosive device, first, that could level the entire structure would win immortality. You know a Reality Type Show where we the hated Conservative spectators could revel in all the Bomb making activities that those detainees would frantically be going through. Of Course, all for immortality as they competed from week to week. Then I realize that the Moderates and the Liberals would have a problem with that because their President would not get to have his face on television enough. Now, I believe my latest idea is probably the best. Put them to work, something they have not experienced in their lifetime, since terrorism is all they have ever know. First they must till the soil for their new Garden, supervised by Mrs. Obama, plant the crops, radishes, corn, pumpkins, etc., then have them dig a big trench surrounding the garden for the fertilizers, line them up around the trench, and machine gun them down, then bulldoze them in an cover them up, sort of a once know Hussein technique of years gone by. Now, what to do with the structure? Condos, that's right Condos, that way we got rid of the pest, and created a money making project that Obama would be pleased with, not to mention help him pay off his growing Deficit. Hey, we could even make it a tourist attraction and charge some healthy fees. Why do the entrepreneurs always have to come up with the Money Making Solutions? What was the Question? The Real American
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