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Posted By CrabbyGolightly 5 months, 3 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment

PLEASE GUYS," CHRISTA IMPLORED. "NO PENIS-SHAPED ITEMS. PLEASE."

Bachelor(ette) parties, the stuff the Overheard websites are made of.

I host Christa's bachelorette party in Chicago. Though I am not her maid of honor (the one who traditionally coordinates the bachelorette party), I am the only one who lives in the city, so I gladly take on the task.

"No dicks?" I ask Laura, the maid of honor. "What kind of party is this?!"

When I marry, I expect everything at my bachelorette party to be phallic. But Christa -- who is slightly more demure than I -- prefers good old-fashioned fun.

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