Man Killed After Falling Into Vat Of Chocolate »
Posted By BronxBomber 4 months, 2 weeks ago in NewsA man is dead after reportedly falling into a chocolate tank in Camden Wednesday. Crews were called to a plant on the 700 block of North 36th Street after reports of a man stuck in a chocolate melting tank.
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Mutainia4 months, 2 weeks ago
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Those who knew him will always remember him when they see the fat German boy falling into chocolate in "Willie Wonka". By the way. Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a big vat of beer? It took him a WHOLE week to drown because he kept on getting out to take a leak.
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Ratskii4 months, 2 weeks ago
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"I fell into a vat of chocolate,
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I fell into a vat of chocolate."
"Wha'd you do when you fell into the chocolate,
Lolly do dum, lolly do dum day."
"I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate,
Yes I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate."
"Why'd you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate,
Lolly do dum, lolly do dum day."
"I yelled fire cause no one'd save me if I yelled, Chocolate!"
Lolly do dum, lolly do dum day. -

uncle-dave4 months, 2 weeks ago
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An equally tragic story. ;-(
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee." -
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