Andy Borowitz: New Downbeat Unemployment Numbers Include Republican Mistresses »
Posted By bluetexasvalley 5 months ago in Humor
Unemployment surged over the past two weeks, but the Department of Labor was careful to point out that much of that increase was due to "forced layoffs of Republican mistresses."
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I am a 60-plus widow, retired after almost 40 years in the newspaper business. My love of politics was learned, first, from my father, a ...
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bluetexasvalley5 months ago
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Over 50,000 G.O.P. hussies were furloughed during the two-week period ending July 3, and some Republicans fear that this could be only the beginning of a worrisome trend.
A new bill that would offer retention pay for Republican mistresses, tentatively called No Skank Left Behind, is one remedy proposed by the p***s of Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev).
"I'll tell you what's a sin," Sen. Ensign's p***s told reporters. "It's a sin that we have had to let so many fine, fine women go." -
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bgamall5 months ago
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No skank left behind. That must be the new Republican motto. This scandal after scandal will keep Republicans busy so they can't scare everyone: http://hubpages.com/hub/Dont-Let-Republican-Fear-M...
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