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Posted By Poulenc 5 months, 1 week ago in HumorAmerica's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage.
And a warning to heathens everywhere.
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Grand go the Years,
In the Crescent above them--
Worlds Scoop Their Arcs--
And Firmaments--row--
Diadems--drop--
And Doges--surrender--
Soundless as Dots,
On a Disc of ...
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DarkWizard5 months, 1 week ago
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Poulenc,
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Well, the Old Testament doesn't count as Jesus (representing his father) made a new covenant with man. Well, that's not exactly true. Even though we have the new covenant which is to love God and each other, we still refer to the Ten Commandments as laws to live by. Oh, and the punishments that go with disobeying those laws even though the new covenant tells us to leave all judgment to God. But, wait! We can't leave all judgment to God or we'd have chaos! So, we must judge others for their sins!
Well, none of that matter as Cain didn't have sex with his mother. After he killed Abel he was sent to a nearby city where he took a woman! Hold on, hold on! Where did this city come from if Adam and Eve were the first couple and Cain was sent away for killing his brother? I'm confused! I mean the Bible is God's word which is the Truth! Right?
Maybe, marriage (as we know it) is illegal as it goes against the teachings of the Bible. Or, maybe the Bible isn't the word of God and more the word of man using God's name in vain!-
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Poulenc5 months, 1 week ago
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Dark, what does the bible say about shrink-wrapping bell peppers?
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Yesterday I was in my local supermarket and was astonished to see that someone--obviously on speed--had shrink-wrapped every bell pepper in Saran.
A flawless, wrinkle-free job, but I felt my Faith wobbling.... -
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jaern5 months, 1 week ago
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And Christianity is the perfect religion, you can sin and ask forgiveness and get it! I wonder if any of our current scandalous government representatives (pick one!) even asked for forgiveness in beat with each thrust? *Ooooh* *God* *Ooooooh* * Jesus* *Fooooorgive* *Meeeeeeee*
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david_nwpa5 months, 1 week ago
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Absolutely hysterical, I could not stop laughing. Marriage is not about love of one's partner, but how many concubines you keep locked in your harem. Marriage is not about care and deep concern for your partner, it is about slavery and child molestation. Indeed, let's talk about traditional values, now!
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