Same ol' Everywhere: Bye-Bye Caffeine »
Posted By jason-jarvis 4 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorOne randomly boring morning, I decided that I was going to forego my ritualistic abuse and NOT have that cup of coffee. "No Rolaids chaser this morning" I proclaimed to no one in particular, as my wife tended to tune me out before her erotic interlude. I was starting anew. I was going to go a day without morning heartburn and the disappointment I felt every time I witnessed my wife's ever-escalating relationship with the dark bean. I hadn't yet decided against caffeine, I was simply trying to avoid the unpleasant realization that coffee did not want me at the party. There would be no menage-a-trois.
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