Study: Most Of Stimulus Spent On Hookers »

Posted By ind06 6 months ago in Humor

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PHILADELPHIA (CAP) - A new study out of the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania has cast some doubt on whether the government's $800 billion stimulus package has really helped the U.S. economy, with results showing that the recipients have already spent more than half of the money on prostitutes.
The results, released this morning, drew an immediate response from President Barack Obama, who said he was "very disappointed."
"We knew a certain amount of the money would likely be spent on prostitutes," acknowledged Obama. "Men have needs. Not me - I'm talking about lesser men.

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    ind066 months ago

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    You know what they say, it's not the size of the simulus, it's the interest rate of the reprobate!

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    kobzikov6 months ago

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    I suppose those who found stimulus to be "not so stimulating" are the ones that didn't get their cut and had to find other creative ways to fund their philandering. ;)

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    german-shepard6 months ago

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    Are they all nuts?

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    Progressive6 months ago

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    Hey, they're spending rather than saving--that shows the stimulus is working!

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      Charlson6 months ago

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      And where is the stimulus money for porn? The porn industry has been hit very hard by the recession and many actors and actresses haven't been laying down on their jobs as much as they would like. One fairly successful actress was making $150,00-200,000 a year and now has to subsist on a mere $50,000. Where's the outrage?

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      uncle-dave6 months ago

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      Senator Vitters has announced his intentions to investigate this matter thoroughly.

      Senator Vitters was overheard saying “I don’t need any investigative panel, or a bunch of clueless staffers getting’ in my way, all’s I need is a rental car, a credit card and a pair of cool shades”

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        TheRealizer6 months ago

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        No one was aware how much Stanford was stimulating the economy..

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          bonaroo6 months ago

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          The highest percentage of spending was in Congressman Boehners district which is surprising since he was more in favor of a funding a Nancy Pellosi kissing booth for stimulus.

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          greenmac6 months ago

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          E. Connie was drying up....it had to be stimulated. First the big guy had to be stimulated, before any stimulus could take place. It was a bitter pill to swallow.... but some of these old dinosaurs were unable to make it on their own. The trickle down , has been slow in coming, but satisfying for those on the bottom. Yes there are many forms of the stimulus.... but it all boils down to how much it will cost when the rubber meets the road ....will small issues get lost in cracks? How big should the stimulus be to satisfy all the participants. Should more research go into choosing the right areas to stimulate? All good questions.

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