Congress Commences 'Cash For Condoms' Program »

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WASHINGTON (CAP) - Owing to the unquestionable success of the Cash For Clunkers program, Congress has announced a new similar project aimed at reviving the sagging prophylactic industry. Lawmakers have earmarked $20 million to launch Cash For Condoms in 14 major cities throughout the U.S.

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    ind064 months, 2 weeks ago

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    The bi-partisan Commision On Condom Re-Useability hopes the new program will be."A snapping success" and wishes the programs oponents would quit "stretching the truth" about the re-use of medical condom catheters clause.

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    cowboygrandpa4 months, 2 weeks ago

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    I don't know ind06, that could create some sticky situations if ya know what I mean. LOL

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    uncle-dave4 months, 2 weeks ago

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    This “government program” is going to turn used condoms into balloons, rubber bands and swim caps!? What is this SOCIALISM?!

    I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!! THIS ISN’T THE COUNTRY THAT I ONCE KNEW!!!!

    We want slingshots, rubber chickens and those funny red clown noses! Things that REAL Americans need and want! Things that made this country great!!!!! We can’t allow the government to take over the used condom industry! That’s how Hitler got started!

    What would our founding fathers think if they came back and found their country completely devoid of fake rubber vomit and dog poop?!

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    y_soitenly4 months, 2 weeks ago

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    Reusable galoshes. Now, thats a novel idea.

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    truthiness4 months, 2 weeks ago

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    do you get more money for a fresh condom over an old, dried up, crackly one?

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      ind064 months, 2 weeks ago

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      There's something to e-mail your congressman about!

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      Spadecaller4 months, 2 weeks ago

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      A most ambitious program, indeed. I'm sure we can count on big pharma's erectile dysfunction lobbyists to lend a hand.

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      deathray4 months, 2 weeks ago

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      now, tehranchik, it's appropriate for you to make some comment about 'supersizing.'

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      icono14 months, 2 weeks ago

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      Cousin Willy's girl, Lola Lovelace, is now rummaging through her closet looking for her lost 'boxes of used condoms' to turn into the Fed for her 'used little weenie raincoat rebate' so that she can parlay that income, with her cash for clunkers rebate, and get a fully automatic road ready 4 wheel drive double-wide with king size beds and air for life free of charge.
      Life is good in God's country for the workin' girls.

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        deathray4 months, 2 weeks ago

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        and then there's ben nelson in the picture, explaining that 'mine is THIS BIG'

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        k9kssr14 months, 2 weeks ago

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        I certainly hope they take the time to consider this program carefully. We don't want this used condom bill rushed or rammed down our throats without time for debate.

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        fsev414 months, 2 weeks ago

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        Although this is expected to get strong support from the anti-abortion groups Sarah Palin has already spoken out against "this evil plan that promotes promiscuity"

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          tehranchik4 months, 2 weeks ago

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          Nobody has mentioned bonus points yet. You people are slackin'. The more condumbs turned in - the bigger the boner - oooops! bonus!

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            tanglang4 months, 2 weeks ago

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            I would rather they give us money to buy lube. I mean, if I'm gonna have to bend over and take it from the feds I at least want some lubrication. And maybe dinner too.

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              Progressive4 months, 2 weeks ago

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              We'll finally have something on those Euroweenies.

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              MisterX4 months, 2 weeks ago

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              Yea, but are they imported or domestic?

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                capnews4 months, 2 weeks ago

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                Boy, we shoulda let *you* guys write the story! Great comments here...

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                  bonaroo4 months, 2 weeks ago

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                  Right wing activist where quick to point out the relationship between the latex lobby and the Boeing company who, it is widely believed, will announce their rubber band powered Dreamliner in the third quarter. "It's just not right" and "eeeeeeew" where commonly heard throughout the group of unionized rubber band winders who all wished to remain anonymous.

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