Uncle Jay Explains The News, August 17th, 2009 »
Posted By ind06 5 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorLuckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there's no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul's available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!
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ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
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ABC has announced a new reality show, which combines the thrill of complaining till you're hoarse at a town hall meeting with the grace of ballroom dancing!
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Tryouts for "KVETCHING WITH THE STARS!" are currently occurring across the country with many politicians kindly giving up precious constituent meeting time so citizens of their state can practice their "moves".
Remember, it's not childish and rude, it's a passionate patriotic fight against totally tyrannical tyranny and when you add the magic of THE SAMBA... well, shouting over your neighbors at a public gathering reaches the level of fine art. -
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chevydog5 months, 3 weeks ago
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Love the Death panel van. Notice it has only entrances--no exits. Now where did I put my birth certificate?
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Isn't decorum latin for wallpaper?
The magic age seems to be 22. That's the age my birth certificate says I am as soon as I print it up--excuse, find it. Anyone remember a B movie called "Wild in the Streets" from the late 1960's? Starred among others Shelly Winters. "I'm young! I'm young!" -
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icono15 months, 3 weeks ago
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Well Uncle Willy was watching Foxy Neus on his HD TV bought with 'BayRocks' stumbulus money for school suplies and some of the irate participants at the town hall meetings were being irate and Uncle W. was getting all patriotic and shouting,"Lookit thar by Gwad, thay be expressin' thar pay-tri-otic wrights. Damn Commie gun hayting poly-tich-ans are getting a good learnin' from the peoples by Gwad."
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To which his 'gurl' Lola Lovelace replied," Well I doan know what your gettin' so excited 'bout buzzbutt, for everyone thar is acting no different thar than yur family do at one of yur family cook-outs after they have had a 6 pack or two."
Uncle Willy is now looking for his 'birther sir-tif-fi-kate' to prove that he was actually 'bornd' in BuBaFeet WVa some time or another......
He is also sure the 'Death Panels' are real and a Commie threat and he is damned sure not going to do any of that prissy azz 'RoomBa' dancing for anyone to prove he is a legal citizen.
Lola has gone to get another 6 pack..... she rests her case. -
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rupcce3 months, 1 week ago
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Remember, it's not childish and rude, it's a passionate patriotic fight against totally tyrannical tyranny and when you add the magic of THE SAMBA... well, shouting over your neighbors at a public gathering reaches the level of fine art. iphone crowds
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