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BURBANK (CAP) - Evidence uncovered by a CAP News investigative team shows that the Disney Channel has been holding its young performers captive in a sort of indentured servitude, forcing them to appear in each other's shows and movies and sleep in the studio chained in boxes.
According to Disney records, the youngsters are brainwashed into thinking that Disney is a kind, loving guardian, and that they actually enjoy filming hundreds of hours of banal sitcoms and movies, recording albums of shamelessly derivative pop songs and going on months-long concert tours.
"Disney is cool. Disney is awesome. Working for Disney is fun," said glassy-eyed High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens in an eerie monotone.

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    ind063 months, 1 week ago

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    As a Disney stock holder, I'm all for anything that cuts costs and maximizes profit. In fact, the boxes the kids are chained inside seem entirely too roomy to me. Can't we pinch a few pennies and put them up in Glad bags?

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      cowboygrandpa3 months, 1 week ago

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      Well hey can they auction off the boxes those kids live in ???

      They might actually be able approach AIG and get some kind of derivative on them ya know ???

      I mean what are the chances of someone not being able to afford the payments on a box ???

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      Progressive3 months, 1 week ago

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      Hey, it's not for nothin' that they call that place "Mausschwitz".

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        Spadecaller3 months, 1 week ago

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        In the mid 50’s ABC aired a popular series known as Spin and Marty which was produced by Walt Disney, the ringmaster and founder of the Disney empire. The show was set at the Triple R Ranch, which fronted as a boys western summer camp. But, they were not busting broncos at the Triple R; they were bending minds and producing an army of mouseketears, who have been running the Triple R - now known as Mausschwitz?

        I new there was something strange about Spin and Marty; years later they joined the infamous German television talk show known as Sprockets, created by Mike Myers.

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        webs-directory3 months, 1 week ago

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        Disney can afford to take care of the kids. I wonder how much abuse really goes on...

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