Unemployment Outlook Improves After 5th Beer »

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WASHINGTON--Despite ongoing economic woes and a jobless rate that has been approaching 10 percent, U.S. unemployment projections drastically improved Monday after the consumption of five beers.

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    chevydog4 months, 1 week ago

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    I had this really neat contract I was gonna sign; but something stepped on my hand.

    Think it was a Wild Turkey.

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