HEALTH CARE REFORM: MYTHS & FACTS. »

Posted By tehranchik 4 months ago in Humor

MYTH:

Athena emerged, fully grown, from the skull of Zeus.

FACT:

Despite being King of the Gods and Lord of Thunder™, Zeus was denied medical coverage by private insurers due to being classed with a "Priapistic condition." This painfully constant state of male "preparedness" could only be tamed by nonstop anonymous intercourse. Frankly, it's a wonder Athena is the only creature to emerge from his body.

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Well, I'm from and live in the Pacific Northwest. I did live in the middle east during the late 70's and early 80 ...

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    The Netherlands has introduced a new system of health care insurance based on risk equalization through a risk equalization pool. In this way, a compulsory insurance package is available to all citizens at affordable cost without the need for the insured to be assessed for risk by the insurance company. Indeed health insurers are now willing to take on high risk individuals because they receive compensation for the higher risks.
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