Female Genital Mutilation endorsed by government »
Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 1 month, 1 week ago in Humor
Female Genital Mutilation endorsed by government body : Stovington Vermont Dr Herbert Denninger long known for his ground breaking work on Captain Trips or the Superflu has released a life saving study advocating female genital mutilation and radical masectomies for prepubescent girls
Having reviewed thousands of reports from dozens of African and Middle Eastern nations operating under Sharia law, he has noticed that women who have no ability to enjoy sex tend to have less sexually transmitted diseases then women of the West. It is also believed that the degradation of the procedure prepares them well for a cloistered life in which they are married off to one man against their will and stoned for straying. Which also tends to diminish the possibility of venereal diseases.
Simultaneously, he has noticed that studies here in the states have shown a 100% correlation between women with breast cancer and women with breasts. Women who for whatever reason do not have breasts, have not shown any signs of breast cancer whatsoever. Dr. Denninger, famed for his regard for all manner of Women's Health issues, has thus been prompted to release his wonderful news.
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