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Chinese TV Show Canceled After Drawing Only 180 Million Viewers »
Posted by: ind06 4 months ago in Humor
BEIJING—Hijinx Of The Masses, a Chinese sitcom about 16 twenty-somethings who live above a tea shop, was canceled Monday after the series premiere was ...
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Olympic Village Sacked By Rampaging Mongols »
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A beautiful, peaceful night in the Olympic Village turned terrifying last night when a band of Mongol invaders on horseback set fire to the village ...
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Eighth-Grade Scientist Successfully Isolates Self From Classmates »
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CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. ? Eighth-grade science fair participant Lucas Kinney exhibited to judges Tuesday evening a well-formed experiment that successfully isolated his personality variable from his ...
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In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? »
Posted by: ind06 1 month ago in Humor
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
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Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns »
Posted by: ind06 3 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the ...
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Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated On Word "Girlfriend" »
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Christopher Heck, a finalist at this year's Scripp's National Spelling Bee, was eliminated when he was unable to spell the word "girlfriend". Bee ...
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Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute Ready to Start “Squirrel Smasher” »
Posted by: ind06 2 months, 1 week ago in Humor
Dr. Thomas Malwin, head of the research project, said, "The first test runs will only accelerate microscopic life-forms like bacteria and viruses to high speeds ...
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FBI Says Bin Laden Using Groucho Marx Disguise »
Posted by: ind06 2 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
Following news that Radovan Karadzic easily mixed in with an urban population using a simple fake beard, the Federal Bureau of Investigation believes that Osama ...
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CrazyKiller.com Slashes 20% Of Workforce »
Posted by: ind06 1 week, 6 days ago in Humor
The slashings came this morning suddenly from behind and without warning.
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New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything »
Posted by: ind06 1 week, 2 days ago in Humor
Taken three times daily with a quart of gin, Advil Release can alleviate the worst symptoms of life's deadening futility and cold, blank emptiness.
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Nation's arsonists struggle to adapt to record gas prices »
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“Making a living by burning things to the ground requires that you keep a low overhead, which is hard when the cost of your primary ...
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One-Legged Man Wins Ass Kicking Competition »
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34-year-old Towanda, Pennsylvania resident John Kelly didn't have a lot of expectations when he entered the 4th Annual City Ass-Kicking Contest on account of ...
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6-Year-Old Stares Down Botomless Abyss Of Formal Schooling »
Posted by: ind06 3 months ago in Humor
CARPENTERSVILLE, IL - Local first-grader Connor Bolduc, 6, experienced the first inkling of a coming lifetime of existential dread Monday upon recognizing his cruel destiny to ...
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Obama Promises To Stop America's Sh*tty Jobs From Going Overseas »
Posted by: ind06 2 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
In an appeal to working class voters, Barack Obama claimed his economic plan would save millions of backbreaking, mind-numbing sh*tty jobs.
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Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever »
Posted by: ind06 3 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported.
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